Funny boy

Here's a piece of last night's conversation with Adam while he was trying to delay bedtime...

"Mom, can I go to a party? By myself?
I can drive there, when I get bigger.
After I sleep I'm going to grow bigger.
It's for my friend Chase. (I don't even think he has a friend, Chase, maybe at school, but I don't think so).
He's having a birthday and cake. It's at Jason's deli.
If any bad guys come, they might throw the cake in the water.
Then we'd have to make him a new one, okay Mom?
He likes chocolate. Do you know how to make chocolate cake?"

He's so funny. The sad thing is, he's growing up so fast. It won't be long and he really will be asking me if he can go to parties by himself & drive himself there!

He did it again

Okay, Adam just keeps saying the funniest things & I just have to share them with ya'll. I guess he knows I'm posting about Sarah every day, he wants to be in on it too.

Okay, so this morning we are reading the Bible story about when Lazarus died. It said Jesus was very sad and he cried. I asked Adam if he knew that Jesus ever cried.....


Are ya'll ready for this..."yeah, I know that, like his name, Jesus Cries."


He is too funny.


As I'm typing this, he shows up in my room (supposed to be resting), totally naked, except for a pair of my shoes & asks "how do I look?"

He is really keeping me entertained, which is a good thing because Jacob is working really long hours and having no days off this week! We are missing him!

My funny boy again

Last week Adam got a present. It was a police k-9 set. It has a truck with compartments he can put things in, and it came with a policeman, police dog, etc. Today I noticed he was playing with a toy I hadn't seen before. I asked where he got it & he said it was from his new police truck. I looked at it closer & it's a little bad guy. He's wearing an orange jumpsuit & has a mean look on his face. I said "Oh, it's a bad guy!" Adam's sweet reply....

"He's not bad, he just needs to hug someone!!!" awwww. Then he walked the guy around the other toys & used a deep voice, saying "Hey, I need to hug someone." ha ha ha.

Adam trying to delay bedtime...

Adam- "I'm need to turn the light on, I'm scared of the dark."
Me- "You have a night light, you are fine and you are safe"
Adam- "Oh, is God protecting me?"
Me- "Yes, God is protecting you."
Adam- "Oh, does Daddy like to be God?"
Me- "No Adam, Daddy's not God"
Adam- "Well does he like to pretend to be God? Does he have a God costume?"
Me (trying not to laugh)- "No, he doesn't have a God costume."
Adam- "Well, we should make him one."
Me- "What would it look like?"
Adam- (kind of rolling his eyes, like he can't believe I wouldn't know this already) "A God costume, silly. And I'll wear a Superman costume."

See why we needed a fakcation?

The little enegizer bunny wears us out. Here's his latest. Yes, that's the bathroom sink. Yes, it's filled with water. Yes, he's half naked, pretending to take a bath when he was supposed to be washing his hands. What will the boy think of next?

My Funny Almost Birthday Boy

I just have to share a few funny things Adam has been saying lately...
1. Becky called the other day and he had to answer the phone & talk to her first. She asked him what he had been doing, he named several things, then said, "just hanging out". :)
2. He keeps telling me Happy Father's Day...They are working on some secret projects at school, but I think he's a little confused.
3. He also told me that I am the best mommy ever, in the whole wide world.
4. When his Daddy grows up, he's going to be Batman.
5. He is having a birthday tomorrow and he'll be three (holding up 1 finger).
6.Santa is coming back to bring him birthday presents and a cake. If you ask what Santa is bringing, he doesn't know but..."It will be awesome stuff."

He's so funny! It's so crazy that he'll be three tomorrow! This time three years ago, I was in the hospital, having my blood pressure monitored and being told that I would be having a baby tomorrow! I was totally unprepared, it was several weeks early. My classroom was a mess, the nursery was a mess, and I didn't have a bag packed. It turns out, you don't need any of that anyway, I still got a baby the next day! And I got the surprise of my life, it was a BOY! I just knew it was going to be a girl. As it turns out though, I'm pretty glad I got him. :) I love that little guy!

Our Funny Boy

Just had to share a few funny things our crazy boy has said this week:

1. A new song he recently learned: There was a farmer who had a dog and Bingo was his name-o, "Be-by-Angie-yo" and Bingo was his name-o! :)

2. Sarah was jabbering away in the backseat. I asked Adam if he knew what she was saying. He said she was just talking to the other cars next to us. I asked him what she ways saying to them. His response..."I don't know, her talks Spanish!!!" How funny is that! I totally cracked up.

He keeps us entertained!

Funny Boy

Adam just keeps us laughing all the time. The things he come up with are just too funny. He has a big imagination and he remembers everything! Here are some of the things he's told us lately.
*He's in a band, he plays the trumpet
*He works at Chuck E. Cheese, they pay him $200. He brings his lunch there.
*His favorite animals are scary lions, Sarah's favorite are baby elephants.
*When he's doing something he's not supposed to (like climbing on furniture), he tells us it's okay, he'll be careful.
*When Jacob plays rough with him he says "be careful, don't break me"
*His new favorite food is top-tarts and he likes check-up on his french fries.
*He still talks about that life of Jesus Christmas display we went to. He says Jesus went to a wedding and made something like juice, and at the end God gave him hot chocolate and a cookie. (That's not exactly how it happened!)

Funny, funny boy!

The Haircut Place

Okay, I might sound like a proud mommy here, but Adam is just such a good kid. Seriously, besides being an absolute sweetheart and wonderful big brother, he loves to brush his teeth, he plays in his room then puts himself in his bed for a nap, and he loves getting his haircut! I'm telling you, he makes this parenting thing look way to easy. So, his new favorite place is "the haircut place," he talks about it all the time. The haircut place really is so much fun. They have a train table for the kids to play with while they wait, then the kids get to sit in a fire truck watching a kids movie while the lady cuts their hair. She cuts it really quickly, then styles (spikes!) it using gel. Okay, so Adam has been pretending to cut my hair. He uses his tools from his toolbox, then makes a hair dryer sound, and then asks "do you need some jello?" (get it, gel/jello?) Okay that was a really long story just for that funny little punchline! :)

He's making a list...

I think Adam knows that Santa is watching...he's been extremly complimentary lately. The other day he gave me a hug and said "You're my beeeeeest friend. Hold my hand, let's walk together." So sweet! Then today I was trying on some clothes. I put on a long skirt & stood in front of the full length mirror. He came up to me and said "What are you? Like an angel?" Why, yes, I do look quite angelic in this. ha ha. Later I put on a shirt that tied in the back and he said "Mommy, you look like a princess." Awwww! Yep, he's on the nice list, at least for today! :) And speaking of Christmas, I'm trying to be really organized this year and do things ahead of time. I've already started making some gifts. And, today I bought the kids' Christmas clothes! Adam got a very handsome sweater, and Sarah got her very first, beautiful, Christmas dress! How fun!